How to Make a Poet by Tim Dubbelman

Step 1: take a human,

Young, new, a blank slate,

And stuff him with:

Words

Letters

Beauty

Light

Happiness

Hope

And the knowledge that they can be what they want to be.

 

Step 2: mix with other humans.

Allow a few years to mingle,

Make friends

Gain LIFE EXPERIENCE

Let them learn that words are power, that emotion is beautiful and happiness is everywhere.

 

Note: at around the fourteen-year mark, you may see a rise in poetry and the emergence of dark clothes and a pale complexion. THIS IS NOT THE FINISHED PRODUCT. Skim the surface to get rid of terrible poetry, add more hope and stew for another few years.

 

Step 3: now put your poet in another place with other humans, and say:

YOU ARE DIFFERENT

YOU ARE WRONG

IF YOU ARE NOT LIKE THEM YOU WILL NOT SUCCEED IN LIFE

YOU WILL NOT BE RICH

YOU WILL NOT HAVE A HIGH-PAYING JOB

YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED

YOU WILL NOT BE SUCCESSFUL

 

Step 4: wait for your poet to stand up and say “No. I’ll be happy.”

Set aside to cool for a few years.

 

Note: sometimes your poet will instead bow their head and conform. If this happens, clear it away and start again, adding more hope and happiness.

 

Step 5: pack with inspiration,

Other poets

Hardships

Beauty

Truth,

Injustice and wonder.

Allow a few years to set. Store in a cool, dark place, away from distractions but taking out occasionally to brush with societal injustice and the beauty of life.

 

A well-made poet will keep for generations.